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Milwaukee Purchases Disney Monorail Train

MILWAUKEE – AFD News- In a late afternoon press conference Tuesday, Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett confirmed the purchase of a new carriage for the Milwaukee Streetcar system. The Walt Disney World...

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UW-Milwaukee Chancellor Mark Mone worries about budget cuts

SHOREWOOD – AFD NEWS – UW-Milwaukee Chancellor Mark “Show me the” Mone is not looking forward to the proposed cuts to the UW System. In an interview with AFD News service yesterday, Mone said the...

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Soglin sick of Madison protesters

Madison – AFD News – Less than a week before Election Day, Madison Mayor Paul Soglin made a startling admission in an exclusive interview with AFD News. Soglin said, “I am sick and tired of the whiny...

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Marquette University no longer Catholic, name change expected

MILWAUKEE – AFD News – Marquette University will announce today that they will no longer be a Catholic university. In a twenty-seven line press release issued overnight, Marquette University President...

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No April Fools jokes tomorrow (subject to change)

I will not be posting any April Fools joke posts tomorrow. I hate to end the annual tradition but it’s too close to a presidential primary election, there’s too much focus on Wisconsin, and I really...

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Trump to build new wall

AFD NEWS Wisconsin – Donald Trump announced this morning, April 1, 2016, that, if elected president, he will build an additional wall around Roswell, NM. “We need to secure our borders. This is very...

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Campaign aide injured in Kasich speech rehearsal mishap

AFD NEWS – April 1, 2016 – While Ohio Governor John Kasich rehearsed a campaign speech for a townhall gathering in Bruesly, WI, one of the governor’s flailing arms caught his speechwriter, Orel...

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Radio vandalized on Cruz campaign bus

AFD News – April 1, 2016 – Nobody is talking this morning about what happened on the campaign bus as it was parked overnight in the hotel parking lot in Jerry, WI. At least, not on the record. The...

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Body collection in Milwaukee begins May 1

Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett announced today, April 1, that due to the high volume of homicides expected on the North Side of Milwaukee this summer, the Department of Public Works (DPW) will be running...

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Clarke returned to work on Friday

Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke showed up for work on Friday, the sheriff’s office announced on April 1. “If I didn’t have the bobblehead on my desk, I might not have recognized him,” Sheriff’s...

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